Burnt Peanut Merch For Certified Weirdos.

Screen printed hoodies, tees, and snapbacks built around our dumbest inside jokes from Goopzilla to Waters Fine. Bold graphics, heavyweight fabric, zero chill.

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Best Sellers & Cult Classics

The hoodies, hats, and tees people keep reordering heavyweight fabric, bold graphics, and just enough chaos.

"If you cannot survive 10 minutes without an internet connection, please do not fight a bear in our hoodies."

Survival rate 99.4% · Bear compatibility: no
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Drop 2 Collection

Oversized Hoodies And Tees With A Little Too Much Personality.

Every Drop 2 piece starts with heavyweight 10oz cotton poly fleece or soft ring spun cotton, then gets loaded with oversized screen printed graphics including fan favorites like Goopzilla and Waters Fine. Cut for an easy, oversized streetwear fit that looks just as good on the couch as it does anywhere else.

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No spam just new drop alerts, dumb memes, and the occasional discount code your friends won’t get.

Streetwear built around the Burnt Peanut inside jokes. Heavyweight fabrics, bold screen-printed graphics and just enough chaos.

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