Every scorched detail, explained

We didn’t plan a brand. We survived one bad campfire.

Burnt Peanut Merch started with one ruined cookout, one stubborn idea, and zero business plan. What’s left is heavyweight streetwear built around the joke, and honest enough to laugh at itself.

Origin story

Born from a campfire disaster, worn by everyone who got the joke.

It started as a joke tshirt after a camping trip went sideways a burnt peanut, a busted tent, and a group chat that wouldn’t let it go. Somewhere between the memes and the merch orders from strangers, we realized people didn’t just want the joke. They wanted gear that could actually take a beating.

Our unofficial motto

“If it can’t survive a burnt peanut incident, it doesn’t leave the workshop.”

Founded 2023 · Shipped across the US · Zero regrets

What we stand for

Rugged on the outside. Ridiculous on the inside.

Rugged by design

Heavy weight fabrics and reinforced stitching, built to outlast the trip and the laundry.

Ridiculous on purpose

We take the outdoors seriously. We take ourselves less so. Expect the occasional bad joke on a hang tag.

Built to outlast excuses

Whatever the excuse, the print doesn't crack and the fit doesn't quit.

Who’s behind it

Made by campers, coffee, and mild chaos.

We’re a small crew who’d rather be outside than in a boardroom which is probably obvious. Every drop gets tested by our own team before it ever reaches a customer, usually somewhere with questionable cell service and worse coffee.

Join the cult.

No spam just new drop alerts, dumb memes, and the occasional discount code your friends won’t get.

Streetwear built around the Burnt Peanut inside jokes. Heavyweight fabrics, bold screen-printed graphics and just enough chaos.

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